{Sunday, February 27, 2005 . the night when the squares come out}
Award shows are stupid. They're for stupid people who like stupid things.
The Oscars are one giant circle-jerk where all the sell-outs of the world get together to congratulate each other on being such wonderful sell-outs. It's difficult work, selling out, but they do it with style.
If you're watching that ridiculous masturbation session, I laugh condescendingly at you.