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{Wednesday, December 14, 2005 . }


HOLY SHIT I am TRYING to listen to music on my headphones, and my roommate is using her phone as a walkie-talkie and SCREAMING INTO IT and I am TRYING my DAMNEDEST to drown her and her (boyfriend?) out but she is SCREAMING and I want to SMACK HER.

I don't know how she keeps friends. She is the single rudest and meannest person I have ever met. I've never heard her have a polite conversation over the phone. She's always yelling at someone or complaining about something or saying "DAMN why you so IGNANT and why you TRIPPIN." EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TRIPPIN and she seems shocked and appalled at any question anyone asks her. "Where you at?" "I be in my ROOM. GAWH." "Whatchu doin'?" "NOTHIN! Why you TRIPPIN?" She talks like Napoleon Dynamite would if he were a black girl.


posted at 5:38 PM by Alison

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