{Thursday, December 01, 2005 . the number one gee qeueueueue}
So I was reading the b-log of my good and dear friend the Starved Artist and I happened to check the comments on her most recent post. Some jag left this comment:
"I've been reading your blog for a bit now, and I gatta say...not impressed. I know you're pissed about thangs but hey life's a bitch and then you die. All you do is rant on here. Complaning isn't gonna solve anything therefore be proactive and persue other things. If you meet a barrier in your way, find away around it. Cussing, swearing and ranting is unproductive but it does help to get that bad karma out so get a nice stiff drink, relax and enjoy yourself then re-evaluate your life and where you're heading. Nothing is ever easy as it seems and everyone is faced with adversary therefore your true strength lies in how you deal with it." -number1gq
Apparently something, some incredible life experience or some magical epiphany has left Mr. GQ with authority to go around dispensing unsolicited advice to his fellow bloggers about their personal lives.
If Mr. GQ really has been reading Starved Artist's blog as much as he claims he has, then he would be aware of the fact that Starved is a PHENOMENAL blogger with more skill in her little finger than he has in his supposedly very skilled penis .