I am a pedophile, and my boyfriend is in driver's ed.

My boyfriend is Jewish/atheist.

His driver's ed instructor is a Christian minister.

So when this instructor has Ethan trapped in a car for relatively long periods of time, he takes the opportunity to oh-so-subtly suggest that he should become a Christian.

Here's a sample of a conversation:

DEI: So, what church does your family go to?

BF: Actually, my family is Jewish; we go to Temple Beth Israel.

DEI: Oh, wow. Jewish. That's really great, you know? I mean, there were so many great Jews. Like Moses. He was really great. And Abraham, and Issac. Man, they were great people. You know ... Jesus was a Jew.

Fast forward.

DEI: Jesus was such a great guy. You know why he was such a great guy?

BF: Why was he such a great guy?

DEI: Because he never lied. Jesus sais, "I am what I am." And that wasn't a lie.

Fast forward.

DEI: Jesus really backed up his claims. He had a really legitimate claim to be the son of God. Now, Ethan, if I said to you that I am the son of God, you would know I was lying. Right?

posted at 3:11 PM by Alison

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